Fairy tale about two Dictionaries

One morning the man woke up at the sound of the alarm, turned on the coffee maker and TV. Turned on the computer and checked email, took the phone and went into business. Technological advances have covered all corners of the world. Anyone could speak the language which wants. So in a small mechanized town Mobilend was dense forest, called Jerkwill. Local people always avoid it. But once the two friends decided to go there and find out what's this creepy. They have not told anyone and took navigators and went into the woods. The guys had problems with grammar and many words they used were uncorrect. At first all was quiet, but farther into the forest, the more they realized that they lost. Navigators began to show wrong way. Jimmy and Kurt were increasingly aware that walking in a circle. Suddenly they noticed the narrow path. They decided to check where it leads. Dense thickets and prickly branches scratched hands and face. Already getting dark and the trees seemed terrible monsters. The guys were very scared and almost lost hope, but near they notice a building. In relying on luck, Kurt and Jimmy decided to go inside. The door opened not immediately, however, were the efforts of two. Large dark rooms seemed hostile and not friendly.
-It's not like a house, Jimmy!
-I`m totaly agree with you. But what is it?
-These large rooms, lots of cabinets and shelves of books.
-I have never seen so many books.
-It reminds me a something, that's just can not remember the word.
While they though where they were in the building started to happen strange things. Sharp closed the door and from every room began to be heard some noise. The boys were confused. The largest room has blossomed radiance and Jimmy with Kurt went there. In a large room at the table sat an old man. He had a long beard and white hair and had a very strange clothes. Surprised guys quietly cried. A man stood up and asked:-How can I help you guys?
The boys looked at and responded with one voice:
-No, Sir, thank you we have to go.
In response, they heard a hearty laugh, and then the old man said:
-Do not want to scare you, but  from here you will go not soon. 
-But why? What have we done?
-Do you know where you are?-Yes, of course it is libreri.-Judging by the way you speak, you do not know where you are. You need to get serious about this challenge. So remember the way: first of all go to the department of science fiction, then turn left and go to the Department of Children's Literature. Then turn right twice and pass horrors and thrillers. After all these departments you understand what to do. Take admission library card. Good luck.-But how will we know what to do next? - Asked Kurt
-Your mind and care will help you.
They had no choice, so they decided to do as said the old man. Leaving the room boys immediately ran into the first of the departments. Above the door was written in big letters: «Science Fiction». From floor to ceiling there were books. Was heard whispering: "He has a library card ...", "Look, he has a library card ...". Kurt and Jimmy could not utter a word.
-Is that book say? - Asked Jimmy.
-It probably draw - shocked Kurt said.
Suddenly the book fell to the floor. On the cover was written: Ray Bradbury "Dandelion Wine". Jimmy picked up the book and it spoke:
-I have not seen visitors for a long time. You have a library ticket! Take me with you! I want to see the present world.
-But how can you speak? What is this place? "- Asked Kurt
-This is a magical place.
-Ok, Come with us!
Thus, in the three they went between the rows. On the one hand blew sea breeze, on the other hand to hear the roar of engin. Ones turn left and they are in the Department of Children's Literature. Around trees and little fireflies. Looking out guys met Fairy of Knowledge. She suggested that they need to find two Dictionarys. At last they need  pass department of horrors. Fireflies lit their way, and that's a long-awaited room fiction. Creepy sounds, web, cold wind. Hill barred the way. But they overcome it nightmare. At the highest shelves stood two dictionaries Longman and Oxford Dictionary. They knew that the guys will come. The boys used the ladder and got dictionaries and saw an incredibly large number of words and their defenitions. There they found a spelling and pronunciation Library. Also they learned that the library is a room or building containing books that can be looked at or borrowed. Doors opened in front of them, forest disappeared and dictionaries lay in their bags. Since thet time Jimmy and Kurt talk properly.